Fat Orange Cat Free Kittens
A 0.5% non-alcoholic lightly hopped pilsner with a crisp clean profile and pilsner-style structure.

Fat Orange Cat Free Kittens is a non-alcoholic lightly hopped pilsner built around a cleaner lager-like shape than the brewery's fuller-strength IPA-heavy lineup. The beer stays pale, crisp, and easy-drinking, with enough hop character to keep the finish from feeling flat.
It reads as a straightforward all-purpose NA beer rather than a specialty style. The profile leans more toward refreshment and light bitterness than sweetness or fruit.
Tasting notes
- Structure: Crisp and clean
- Style direction: Lightly hopped pilsner
- Bitterness: Moderate and dry rather than soft or sweet
- Finish: Refreshing and easy-drinking
Why it stands out
- Gives Fat Orange Cat a pilsner-led non-alcoholic beer instead of another hazy release
- Keeps the hop profile light enough for everyday drinking
- Sits in a simpler and cleaner lane than many modern craft NA beers
Product details
- Style: Non-alcoholic lightly hopped pilsner
- ABV: 0.5%
- Calories: About 160 per 12 oz can
- Format: 12 oz can 4-pack
Availability
Fat Orange Cat Free Kittens should be mostly available in North America.